Oct
18
my eyes are down here.
He was 6’7. I am 5’3. There is only so long that novelty can last.
baddates
redeeming a bad night through internet catharsis. submit yours to abaddate@gmail.com
diminutive, take two
Date three ended with a platonic nap and in the morning, and IM, “Thanks for the nummy snugs.” There would be no date four.
I’d like my day back
Hey! Let’s go to the park! and see some live music! and then get a drink! and then take a walk! And then tell me you just want to be friends!
tactless
There’s a time and a place to admit that ‘dating is hard.’ An awkward pause in an otherwise unremarkable date is not that time or place.
Sep
13
lay off the diminutive
Food is not “yummers” and a napkin is not a “nappy” and I am not going out with you.
Jul
21
denying denial
It only took one month and spending almost every night together to realize that, in fact, he wasn’t yet over his divorce.
Jul
1
theater geek
The character he portrayed was no one I wanted to share the stage with.
Jun
21
I hated Chemistry in college, too.
We summarily got off on the right foot. Unfortunately, the getting off ended there.
May
20
first name basis
The more you use my name in conversation, Guy who I’m on a Date with, the less I want to see you naked. Or see you period.
Feb
27
truth in advertising
His profile said he was overweight. Imagine that! Truth in an online personals ad. Huh.
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